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Built to hold its shape and fit effortless across all sizes from \u003cstrong\u003eS to 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003chr style=\"border: none; border-top: 1px solid #e5e5e5; margin: 24px 0;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Highlights --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"product-features\" style=\"margin-bottom: 24px;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 600; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.5px; margin-bottom: 12px; color: #111;\"\u003e\n      Key Features\n    \u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cul style=\"padding-left: 20px; margin: 0;\"\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% Premium Combed Cotton:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft-touch, breathable, and gentle on skin for maximum daily comfort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInclusive Unisex Sizing (S–4XL):\u003c\/strong\u003e Tailored cut designed to maintain proper shape and structure across every size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurable Build:\u003c\/strong\u003e Side-seamed with double-stitched collar and hems for long-lasting durability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePre-Shrunk Fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Retains its fit, soft feel, and vibrant chest graphic wash after wash.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003chr style=\"border: none; border-top: 1px solid #e5e5e5; margin: 24px 0;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Specs \u0026 Care --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"product-specs\" style=\"margin-bottom: 24px;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 600; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.5px; margin-bottom: 12px; color: #111;\"\u003e\n      Specifications \u0026amp; Care\n    \u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; text-align: left; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\n      \u003ctbody\u003e\n        \u003ctr style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #eeeeee;\"\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 0; font-weight: 600; width: 30%;\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 0;\"\u003e100% Combed Ringspun Cotton\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003ctr style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #eeeeee;\"\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 0; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eFabric Weight\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 0;\"\u003eMid-weight (180 GSM \/ 5.3 oz\/yd²)\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003ctr style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #eeeeee;\"\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 0; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eFit Type\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 0;\"\u003eUnisex Regular Fit (Size up for an oversized look)\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 0; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 0;\"\u003eMachine wash cold inside-out. Tumble dry low or line dry. Do not iron directly on print.\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n    \u003c\/table\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003chr style=\"border: none; border-top: 1px solid #e5e5e5; margin: 24px 0;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Size Chart --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"product-size-chart\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 600; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.5px; margin-bottom: 8px; color: #111;\"\u003e\n      Size Chart (S – 4XL)\n    \u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #666; font-style: italic; margin-bottom: 12px;\"\u003e\n      Tip: Measure your favorite t-shirt flat from armpit to armpit to select the best fit.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x: auto;\"\u003e\n      \u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; text-align: center; font-size: 14px; border: 1px solid #e5e5e5;\"\u003e\n        \u003cthead\u003e\n          \u003ctr 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\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; font-weight: 600; border-right: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border-right: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003e20\" \/ 51 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e29\" \/ 74 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003c\/tr\u003e\n          \u003ctr style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; font-weight: 600; border-right: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border-right: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003e22\" \/ 56 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e30\" \/ 76 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003c\/tr\u003e\n          \u003ctr style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #eee; background-color: #fafafa;\"\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; font-weight: 600; border-right: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border-right: 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